‘The Love Guru’ Finds His Toilet Mouth

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Comedy, In Theatres

Rating: Burnt Popcorn Raised by gurus in India, Guru Pitka, a.k.a. the "Love Guru", returns to America to chase after fortune and fame. His dream is to be the #1 guru in the world and to be a guest on Oprah. The "Love Guru" flies to Toronto, Canada as he is given a $2 million offer to repair the failed marriage of the Toronto Maple Leafs' biggest star, Darren Roanoke, before the Stanley Cup playoffs begin. Darren's wife is currently seeing L.A. Kings ... Read More

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay - A Smokeless Bong

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Comedy, In Theatres

Rating: Burnt Popcorn Harold and Kumar continue their quest as they travel to Amsterdam to find Maria, the girl Harold lusts after. At the airport, Kumar meets his ex-girlfriend, Vanessa, who is about to get married. While on the plane to Amsterdam, Harold and Kumar are mistaken for terrorists and are sent to the detention center at Guantanamo Bay. Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay is a smokeless bong as it starts off bad right from the beginning. The title is quite ... Read More

88 Minutes - 108 Minutes Wasted!!!

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Drama, In Theatres, Thriller

Rating: Burnt Popcorn Dr. Jack Gramm (Al Pacino), a professor who moonlights as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI, has been giving a death sentence: he has 88 minutes to live. During the next 88 minutes, he must try to find his killer before time runs out. 88 Minutes falls apart from the get-go as the duration of the film is more than 88 minutes. In the beginning, we see the brutal murder of an Asian girl as her sister is sleeping. Just ... Read More

I Could Never Be Your Woman

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Comedy, Romance

Rating: Burnt Popcorn I Could Never Be Your Woman is the story of a mother who falls in love with a younger man at work while her daughter falls in love for the first time. Starring Michelle Pfeiffer and Paul Rudd, I Could Never Be Your Woman is just a rehash of the average romantic comedy, except for a few things: the characters have different jobs, "Mother Earth" makes an appearance, and it's pretty cheesy. It seems like the romance between the two ... Read More

Southland Tales

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Musical, Sci-Fi, Thriller

Rating: Burnt Popcorn After a nuclear bomb explodes in Texas in 2005, the United States goes down in chaos. The U.S. begins to attack every nation that it thinks is its enemy, which causes WWIII. Southland Tales is set in 2008 in L.A., where the neo-Marxist are revolting against the government, a Hollywood star stricken with amnesia helps out a porn star in creating a reality TV show, and a police office holds the information to a conspiracy. When I read the synopsis in Blockbuster's ... Read More

Run Fat Boy Run

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Comedy, Foreign, In Theatres

Rating: Burnt Popcorn On his wedding day, Dennis (Simon Pegg from Hot Fuzz) runs away from his pregnant wife-to-be. Five years later, he still finds himself in love with her but the only thing is that she's moved on. To win her back, Dennis must run in a marathon to prove to her that the man she's currently seeing is the wrong guy, but there's one problem, Dennis is obviously not in shape. Simon Pegg isn't too impressive in this movie. I like him ... Read More

The Darjeeling Limited

Categories: Adventure, Burnt Popcorn, Comedy, Drama

Rating: Burnt Popcorn The journey of three American brothers, who unite for the first time in a year, as they try to bond with each other by traveling across India via train, on The Darjeeling Limited. As they travel together, they experiment with different spiritual mediums. Their journey suddenly finds them lost in the middle of the desert with only their belongings. The three brothers are now forced to take a new path in their journey. Starring Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, and Jason ... Read More

Semi-Pro

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Comedy

Rating: Burnt Popcorn In Semi-Pro, Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell) is a one-hit wonder from the past, who uses the profits generated from his song, "Love Me Sexy", to buy an ABA basketball franchise, the Flint Michigan Tropicals. As the league's finances crumble, the NBA makes an offer to merge the top 4 performing teams of the ABA into its league. The Tropicals, at the bottom of the standings, are face with a battle to climb into one of the top four spots in ... Read More

The Matador

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Comedy, Thriller

Rating: Burnt Popcorn The Matador is the story of how Danny Wright (Greg Kinnear), a traveling salesman, accidentally meets Julian Noble (Pierce Brosnan), a hitman, in a Mexico City bar and how their lives interconnect. To tell you the truth, this is a very lame movie. It totally misses the point of being a comedy and thriller. In the beginning we see Julian shooting some people, but we're only told after 30 minutes into the movie that he's an assassin who's after corporates.One ... Read More

Feast Of Love

Categories: Burnt Popcorn, Drama, Romance

Rating: Burnt Popcorn You may be asking yourself why I'm giving Feast Of Love a rating of Burnt Popcorn, so I will take a little bit of time to explain. I am terribly disappointed with this movie because after reading the Blockbuster synopsis, I thought it would be a good love story and also, I knew Morgan Freeman was one of the main actors.Here's the blockbuster synopsis: "A meditation on love and its various incarnations; get within a community of friends in Oregon."At the ... Read More